A Moment With Joe Biden: So Romantic, It Was Like a Movie

[by Son of Bob]

And now, a moment with Joe Biden.

BIDEN: …Such a beautiful summer night. It reminds me of a night several years ago that was very special for my wife Jill and I. Jill, stand up, honey. Isn’t she beautiful? Thirty-five years we’ve been married. Thirty-five wonderful years. But, it was a summer night just like tonight, and we had had some sort of falling out over who remembers what, and she had several of her girlfriends over at the house. But I just had to talk to her. I had to tell her how I felt about her and make things right. So, I come bursting into our living room and there was one of her girlfriends, who must have thought I was crazy, but I just said, “Hello, I’m looking for my wife.” And with that I look over and there’s Jill, sitting on our couch, looking up at me with those beautiful eyes. And, so I said, “Okay, if this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I’m not letting you get rid of me. How about that?” She just sat there looking at me, and I remember it like it was yesterday, I said, “This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there; I’ll do it alone. And now, I just… I don’t know… but on what was supposed to be the happiest night of my political life, it wasn’t complete, wasn’t nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn’t share it with you. I couldn’t hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife.” I told her, “We live in a cynical world, and politics is a business of tough competitors, so try not to laugh. I love you. You complete me.” And, this wonderful woman looked up at me and said, “You had me at hello… you had me at hello.” And, folks, that’s why I love her. That’s a true story. What an incredible wife I have. True story

This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

2 Comments

  1. “A TRIBUTE TO ‘OLD JOE’”
    [Tune, “Maria” by the Nuns from the “Sound of Music”]

    He swears at all; he often falls,
    His smile’s painted on.
    He makes them laugh, with all his gaffs,
    His skill is with the “Con”.
    Few love this crazy ‘BFD”,
    And BO just wants him gone.

    How you solve a problem like Joe Biden?
    How do you make the “Dolt of the Day” look smart?
    How do you find a word that means Joe Biden?
    An a$$hat who’s crazy, a drunk sad and lazy, A fart!

    He seems to stall; he’s late for all,
    The parties being thrown.
    The donors piss and moan,
    He’s coming to their home!
    They all try to look happy
    When they’re furious!

    How can you save a deadbeat like Joe Biden”
    How can you bear to hear this “Bleating Sheep”,
    How do you find a word that means Joe Biden?
    A Prime Time disaster, getting older not faster, a creep!

    We hate to have to say it,
    But we very firmly feel
    Old Joe is not an asset to the Party!

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