Biden Clarifies DNC Speech Gaffe

[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]

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  1. “A TRIBUTE TO ‘OLD JOE’”
    [Tune, “Maria” by the Nuns from the “Sound of Music”]

    He swears at all; he often falls,
    His smile’s painted on.
    He makes them laugh, with all his gaffs,
    His skill is with the “Con”.
    BO may love his ‘BFD”,
    But we just want him gone.

    How you solve a problem like Joe Biden?
    How do you make the “Dolt of the Day” look smart?
    How do you find a word that means Joe Biden?
    An a$$hat who’s crazy, a drunk sad and lazy, A fart!

    He seems to stall; he’s late for all,
    The parties being thrown.
    The donors piss and moan,
    He’s coming to their home!
    They all try to look happy
    When they’re furious!

    How can you save a deadbeat like Joe Biden”
    How can you bear to hear this “Bleating Sheep”,
    How do you find a word that means Joe Biden?
    A Prime Time disaster, getting older not faster, a creep!

    We hate to have to say it,
    But we very firmly feel
    Old Joe is not an asset to the Country!

  2. Biden’s dad is a composite dad. A bit of all the idiots, morons and goofballs he ever met or is related to goes into the rememberances of the great man. Literally, since his dad was a cannibal, albeit a vegetarian cannibal who died years before Joe was born.

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