[High Praise! to NO_MO_BAMA]
Straight Normal person: “Gay marriage” is an oxymoron and your real goal is to create division and divert attention from what’s really going on in this country, just as the communists have been telling you to do since the 50’s.
Gay person: That’s hate speech, you’re a bigot, I’m gonna sue you if you don’t bake me a cake and take pictures at my wedding, people like you need to be killed.
Straight Normal person: What are you talking about? I’m not a baker or a photographer and why are you entitled to your opinion but I’m not entitled to mine? You need therapy.
Gay person: Help!! Help!!! I’m being repressed!
Fun fact: When I was in 8th grade (1975) we called Graham Chapman, in England, collect, from a payphone in school and his kid accepted the call. He was not very amused but he sent us autographs from the whole Monty Python crew. It was fun stuff like that that kept us from freaking out when Mr Schwartz told us we would all die soon from nuclear war. If that didn’t vaporize us, we’d die from the radiation and if that didn’t work, nuclear winter or the coming ice age would for sure.
He is one of the main reasons I hate liberals.
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