[High Praise! to Hunter of Nuking Politics]
My favorite line from the piece, paraphrased and illustrated:

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Great job with the hair removal product, “A Little Dab’ll Do Ya.”
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I see the feminist plan here. The trans-gendered guys will take over the niche of 2am chicks forcing the actual 2am chicks into the lesbian camp where they will sell those numbers to make the feminists politically stronger come election time. Andrea Dworkin you magnificent B**** I read Yer book!