A new study shows that listening to Mozart can lower your blood pressure.
And it stays lower until you get the bill from the doctor who checks it.
A new study shows that listening to Mozart can lower your blood pressure.
And it stays lower until you get the bill from the doctor who checks it.
Funny; it always makes me go into a fugue state with my heart beating only 3/4 times per minuet.
A “fugue state” would be… ah… Bach. Just remember not to have a tempo tantrum.
Because if you do, you’ll have to use a metro gnome and beat it with a stick.
*ba da WHACK*
… on its cosy fanny tutte.
When you arrive, the “staff” will be there to greet you.
*rimshot*