The Illustrated Frank J: See? 2016 Isn’t All Bad

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The Spice of Life

Individuals living in New York City can now choose from a list of 31 different gender identities.

They might’ve gotten the wrong list. I don’t think Mint Chocolate Chip was supposed to be on there.

Rights a la Carte

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Today’s Obamacare Metaphor

[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

We Have Created Nanobots, Each of Which Is Capable of…

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Do You Hear That, Fezzik? That Is The Sound Of Ultimate Suffering

A new study shows that how you deal with anger is a good predictor of what health issues you’ll face.

For example, if you scream in frustration a lot, you’re more likely a victim of Obamacare.

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Obama Warned Us – Senate Hearing

Despite Judge Garland’s qualifications, some Senate leaders still refuse to give him a hearing

@BarackObama

“Because, who knows? He might be a double-secret conservative who will accidentally reveal his true identity if asked just the right question.”

Straight Line of the Day: The Liberal Utopia of New York City Will Now Start Issuing Fines for…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…

Know Their Weaknesses

Speaking at West Point, Vice President Joe Biden said that “diversity” – including more women and openly gay soldiers – on the battlefield was an “incredible asset”.

Absolutely. If the enemy is terrified of flowery dresses.

The Illustrated Frank J: Maybe on Hillary

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The Biggest Hazard in America

Oops! At JFK airport, workers were caught on video entering restricted areas without security checks.

Even worse, some of them had worked more than 29 hours that week.

Link of the Day: Sign Wars!

[High Praise! to That’s Nerdalicious]

Massachusetts McDonald’s Is Waging Sign War With Liquor Store

BONUS LINK: via Mental Floss

10 Things to Remember About Memorial Day

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Me? I Just Would’ve Put a Cushion on It and Called it Good

Ah, craftsmanship… jump to about 3 minutes to watch him get to work.


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Their Cup of Tea

A former White House reporter said that most members of the media were “happy to be managed” by Obama.

The rest were merely ecstatic.

Promoted Comment: Wait… When Do I Get Offended?

[High Praise! to Oppo]

I am confused. You can’t wear a sombrero, you can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, you can’t call yourselves Redskins, you can’t wear dreadlocks, and you can’t teach yoga classes because they are all “cultural appropriation” — but you must speak every possible language besides English to your customers, and this won’t offend them?

Memorial Day 2016

Tomb of the Unknowns, Arlington National Cemetery. Photo by Department of Defense

Tomb of the Unknowns, Arlington National Cemetery. Photo by Department of Defense

Remember those that gave all.