The Illustrated Frank J: And You’ll Have Two Guys Fighting Over You

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During a speech in Germany, President Obama said we’re “living in the most peaceful” era of human history.

Yep. As long as you avoid offending Islam.

Apt Comparison

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Link of the Day: Satire – “Black Lives Matter” Protesters Disrupt Isis Beheading

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‘Black Lives Matter’ protesters disrupt ISIS beheading

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Yeah, I Was the One Who Paid Money to See That One in the Theater

A riot control robot that can zap people with an electrical charge has been unveiled in China.

Great plan. Apparently “Chopping Mall” was never dubbed into Chinese.

Obama Warned Us – Joe Biden Explains

@VP breaks down why it’s time for the Senate Republicans to give the President’s @SCOTUSnom a hearing. #DoYourJob

@BarackObama

“If they don’t, Joe’ll give ’em two blasts with a shotgun”.

Straight Line of the Day: The Best Way to Celebrate Star Wars Day…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The best way to celebrate Star Wars Day

Dirty Job

Despite earlier promises, the Obama administration admits it has not screened Syrian refugees’ social media accounts.

Well, it’s a horrible task. Ever seen a Syrian’s Pinterest? Nothing but hummus recipes.