Microsoft patented a shirt that reads your mood and then stimulates your nervous system to cheer you up or calm you down.

Comes complete with a defibrillator for when it needs to shut you down and restart you.

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Correct the Record, a pro-Hillary PAC is dedicated to “pushing out positive content to Hillary supporters online to counter negative attacks and false narratives”.

Ah… that would explain that “Hillary: Only Marginally Dreadful” pic on everyone’s Facebook.

After his meeting with Donald Trump, Paul Ryan said “we are now planting the seeds to get ourselves unified”.

Ok, someone PLEASE help me stop thinking of the basement from “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”.