The Illustrated Frank J: Always Use the Right Tool for the Job

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Fill Your Hand…

California legislators rejected a proposed “John Wayne Day”, saying the actor “had disturbing views towards race”.

Huh. Didn’t know stupidity was now considered a race.

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So I Can Kill the Scumbag at a Distance Instead of Grappling With Him. I’m Not Fighting Fair With Someone Who’s Threatening My Life, Liberty, or Property

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Jim Henson: “Always a Pretty Driven Individual”

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Henson had his hits & misses, but he was good man, and I admired his work.

31 Genius Facts About Jim Henson

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

No Safe Space

A TSA whistle-blower testified to Congress that the TSA’s senior employees are “some of the biggest bullies in government”.

Don’t suppose there’s any chance we can get them transferred to the Border Patrol…

Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Deal

The Paris Agreement is a big deal. #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it was a ‘good’ deal.”

Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s New Program for illegal immigrants includes…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…

Reader Submission: Scream

Oh, I hope it doesn’t come to this. But just in case…

VoteTrump

And thanks to walruskkkch for the image.

Because if You Vote for Hillary, You Automatically Lose Your Man Card

A new Hillary campaign email offers donors their very own official “woman card”.

Good. Maybe it’ll help eliminate confusion in states with transgender bathroom laws.