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Archive of entries posted on 3rd May 2016

The Illustrated Frank J: Always Use the Right Tool for the Job

Posted by Harvey on 3 May 2016, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

Fill Your Hand…

Posted by Harvey on 3 May 2016, 8:00 pm

California legislators rejected a proposed “John Wayne Day”, saying the actor “had disturbing views towards race”.

Huh. Didn’t know stupidity was now considered a race.

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Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

So I Can Kill the Scumbag at a Distance Instead of Grappling With Him. I’m Not Fighting Fair With Someone Who’s Threatening My Life, Liberty, or Property

Posted by Harvey on 3 May 2016, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 11 Comments

Link of the Day: Jim Henson: “Always a Pretty Driven Individual”

Posted by Harvey on 3 May 2016, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Henson had his hits & misses, but he was good man, and I admired his work.

31 Genius Facts About Jim Henson

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

No Safe Space

Posted by Harvey on 3 May 2016, 4:00 pm

A TSA whistle-blower testified to Congress that the TSA’s senior employees are “some of the biggest bullies in government”.

Don’t suppose there’s any chance we can get them transferred to the Border Patrol…

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Deal

Posted by Harvey on 3 May 2016, 2:00 pm

The Paris Agreement is a big deal. #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it was a ‘good’ deal.”

Filed under Obama Warned Us | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s New Program for illegal immigrants includes…

Posted by Harvey on 3 May 2016, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 19 Comments

Reader Submission: Scream

Posted by Basil on 3 May 2016, 10:00 am

Oh, I hope it doesn’t come to this. But just in case…

VoteTrump

And thanks to walruskkkch for the image.

Filed under Funny Pictures, Reader Submissions | Tagged reader submissions | 7 Comments

Because if You Vote for Hillary, You Automatically Lose Your Man Card

Posted by Harvey on 3 May 2016, 8:00 am

A new Hillary campaign email offers donors their very own official “woman card”.

Good. Maybe it’ll help eliminate confusion in states with transgender bathroom laws.

Filed under One-Shots | 7 Comments

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