The Illustrated Frank J: Best Served Cold

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Will She Be Allowed to Borrow Hillary’s Pantsuits?

A spokesman for Hillary Clinton’s campaign said she would consider an all-female ticket if she wins the nomination in July.

So… as a matter of assassination insurance, where is she going to find a woman less competent to be President than herself? Is Joe Biden getting “the surgery”?

Link of the Day: Watching the Debates?

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Host of Problems

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Whittling Away That Stockpile

The State Department announced that the US government would be buying 32 tons of nuclear material from Iran.

Let me guess… they’ll be paying enough so that Iran can buy 64 more tons from North Korea.

That’s SO Offensive!

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