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Archive of entries posted on 31st May 2016

The Illustrated Frank J: See? 2016 Isn’t All Bad

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2016, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | Comment

The Spice of Life

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2016, 8:00 pm

Individuals living in New York City can now choose from a list of 31 different gender identities.

They might’ve gotten the wrong list. I don’t think Mint Chocolate Chip was supposed to be on there.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Rights a la Carte

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2016, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 3 Comments

Link of the Day: Today’s Obamacare Metaphor

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2016, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

We Have Created Nanobots, Each of Which Is Capable of…

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Do You Hear That, Fezzik? That Is The Sound Of Ultimate Suffering

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2016, 4:00 pm

A new study shows that how you deal with anger is a good predictor of what health issues you’ll face.

For example, if you scream in frustration a lot, you’re more likely a victim of Obamacare.

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Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Senate Hearing

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2016, 2:00 pm

Despite Judge Garland’s qualifications, some Senate leaders still refuse to give him a hearing

@BarackObama

“Because, who knows? He might be a double-secret conservative who will accidentally reveal his true identity if asked just the right question.”

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: The Liberal Utopia of New York City Will Now Start Issuing Fines for…

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2016, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 19 Comments

Know Their Weaknesses

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2016, 8:00 am

Speaking at West Point, Vice President Joe Biden said that “diversity” – including more women and openly gay soldiers – on the battlefield was an “incredible asset”.

Absolutely. If the enemy is terrified of flowery dresses.

Filed under One-Shots | 9 Comments

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