The Illustrated Frank J: See? 2016 Isn’t All Bad

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The Spice of Life

Individuals living in New York City can now choose from a list of 31 different gender identities.

They might’ve gotten the wrong list. I don’t think Mint Chocolate Chip was supposed to be on there.

Rights a la Carte

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Today’s Obamacare Metaphor

[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

We Have Created Nanobots, Each of Which Is Capable of…

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Do You Hear That, Fezzik? That Is The Sound Of Ultimate Suffering

A new study shows that how you deal with anger is a good predictor of what health issues you’ll face.

For example, if you scream in frustration a lot, you’re more likely a victim of Obamacare.

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Obama Warned Us – Senate Hearing

Despite Judge Garland’s qualifications, some Senate leaders still refuse to give him a hearing

@BarackObama

“Because, who knows? He might be a double-secret conservative who will accidentally reveal his true identity if asked just the right question.”

Straight Line of the Day: The Liberal Utopia of New York City Will Now Start Issuing Fines for…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…

Know Their Weaknesses

Speaking at West Point, Vice President Joe Biden said that “diversity” – including more women and openly gay soldiers – on the battlefield was an “incredible asset”.

Absolutely. If the enemy is terrified of flowery dresses.