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Archive of entries posted on 12th May 2016

The Illustrated Frank J: Who, In Turn, Is Like a Humorless Frank J.

Posted by Harvey on 12 May 2016, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 1 Comment

Short But Honest Answer

Posted by Harvey on 12 May 2016, 8:00 pm

The House Judiciary Committee asked the nation’s top intelligence official for the number of Americans’ emails and phone calls collected under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

Expect them to receive a Post-It with “See Census Bureau” scrawled on it.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Not to Be Confused With Grown Up

Posted by Harvey on 12 May 2016, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Link of the Day: Mostly I Just Really Agree With Panel 5

Posted by Harvey on 12 May 2016, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

Let’s Talk About Planes

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Also, the Scriptwriting Isn’t As Good

Posted by Harvey on 12 May 2016, 4:00 pm

President Obama mocked Donald Trump, saying the White House is not “reality TV”.

Easy fix. Put a snarky Brit judge on the Supreme Court.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Devastation

Posted by Harvey on 12 May 2016, 2:00 pm

Climate change is real — and it’s devastating communities across the country. We have to #ActOnClimate now.

@BarackObama

“Just don’t ask how much devastation our #ActNow actions are causing.”

Filed under Obama Warned Us | 5 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: The DOJ Will No Longer Use The Terms “Felon” and “Convict” to Refer to Individuals Convicted of Crimes. Instead…

Posted by Harvey on 12 May 2016, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The DOJ will no longer use the terms “felon” and “convict” to refer to individuals convicted of crimes. Instead…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 19 Comments

AAG Is Less a Job Title Than It Is the Sound You Make When You Hear Her Policies

Posted by Harvey on 12 May 2016, 8:00 am

Assistant Attorney General Karol Mason announced that the Justice Department will no longer use the terms “felon” and “convict” to refer to individuals convicted of crimes.

Well, they could always go the Illinois route and call them “Governor”.

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

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