The Illustrated Frank J: Head to Head Matchup!

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Set Thine House In Order, For Thou Shalt Die And Not Live

Pakistan accused the US of violating its sovereignty with a drone strike against the leader of the Afghan Taliban.

And if they don’t start offing the Taliban on their own, we’re going to violate their nuclear-free zones, too.

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This Only Works If You’ve Seen “Inherit the Wind”, But If You Have, It’s Awesome

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

Link of the Day: These Are Awful, and I Apologize… Nevertheless, I Must Share

[High Praise! to my blogless brother Roy]

26 jokes only accountants will find funny

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

The New Gold Rush

At a campaign stop in Kentucky, Hillary Clinton said that if she wins the White House, she will put Bill “in charge of revitalizing the economy.”

Fantastic. America will become the OPEC of overpriced corporate speeches.

Obama Warned Us – Meet the President

This summer, you and a friend could meet President Obama. Here’s how: https://t.co/OZslVlHMI1

@BarackObama

“Short answer: make a ‘clock‘”

Straight Line of the Day: At a Trump Rally, People Rioted Because…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

At a Trump rally, people rioted because…

Better at Spending Than Obama

Donald Trump said that his bid for the Presidency will be a “complete waste” if he doesn’t win.

And if he doesn’t win, that will be Hillary’s economic policy.