Straight Line of the Day: At a Trump Rally, People Rioted Because…

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At a Trump rally, people rioted because…

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  1. At a Trump rally, people rioted because…

    …illegal lives matter.

    …the pizza wasn’t free.

    …someone jumped in front of the people that were waiting in line.

  2. Harvey:
    This one is great. Some are responding as if it is the Trump supporters were rioting, and others are responding as if it is people rioting against Trump.

    Like I said, this one is really fun to watch!

    • Ha! People outside Trump rallies are true Americans expressing their feelings. Those at Trump rallies are scum who’s every utterance should be banned as hate speech.

  3. …the crowd of hispanics was actually the end of a line waiting to buy toilet paper at a Venezuelan Kmart and were warned by Harvey that Obama tweeted everybody has the right to squeeze the Charmin.

    …liberal indoctrination teaches that the holy trio of two leftists and a tv camera means start raising holy hell.

  4. … as we all knew:

    Progressives Just Made the Best Argument Possible for Voting Trump
    Renew America | May 27, 2016 | Tim Dunkin

    Progressives and others on the radical Left are not very intelligent people. This is something we should be very thankful for, because were they actually competent, they would have completely overwhelmed the spineless, feckless Republican Party and established total control decades ago. As it stands, because progressives in the United States have so little foresight and self-control, they end up damaging their own cause through their own foolish behavior and inability to moderate themselves for the sake of more broadly appealing to the masses.

    This was shown most recently in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where a crowd of left-wing hooligans – including a large contingent of Mexican flag-waving illegal immigrants – attempted to shut down a Trump rally in the city. They failed, of course, as people on the Left nearly always do, but not before they demonstrated to the rest of the country why we desperately need President Trump to clamp down on people like them. In the course of the riot (not “protest”), they burned American flags, fired pellet guns at people, threw rocks and bottles, attacked a man in a wheelchair, destroyed police vehicles, and even critically injured a police horse. To date, the Left has not condemned, or even apologized for, the violence committed by these thugs. By all appearances, the Left seems to approve of the attempt to use violence to stifle free political expression and to coerce its opponents into silence.

    Most Americans revolt against the idea that our politics will be, or even could be, dominated by whoever can cause the most mayhem in the streets. This is why these sorts of riots only serve to generate sympathy, and then support, for Donald Trump. The more Americans see what the opposition really has to offer, the more they reject it. This is especially the case when the bulk of the mayhem is being committed by illegal aliens – people who, by definition, are not even supposedly to be here and who are, again by definition, already systematically violating our nation’s laws and sovereignty anywise.

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