The Illustrated Frank J: Designed, Built, and Operated for a Function

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Give ‘Em What They Want

A North Carolina tow truck driver said he refused to tow a woman’s car after he saw Bernie Sanders stickers on the vehicle and advised her to “call the government” for a tow.

Never happen. She’d call the government to MAKE you tow her car.

Simultaneously Explaining Both Climate Change and Chris Matthews

[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]

Link of the Day: The Playmobil Security Checkpoint

[High Praise! to American Digest]

It’s a Small Sad World Coming Kids. Get Used to It

Looks like it’s back in stock on Amazon (although prohibitively expensive). Be sure to check the reviews for amusing commentary.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

A Pile of Money With a Target on It

The Mayor of Cupertino, CA said that Apple, Inc. “abuses us” by not paying more in taxes.

Uh huh… and the mayor abuses homeless people by locking his front door.

Obama Warned Us – SCOTUS Nominee

Stand up today for a fair Supreme Court nomination process: http://ofa.bo/c5rj #DoYourJob

@BarackObama

“Then sit down (and shut up) when Garland cuts your rights down to size.”

Straight Line of the Day: Checking Her Poll Numbers, Hillary Is Now Less Popular Than…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Checking her poll numbers, Hillary is now less popular than…

Careful What You Wish for

A Chinese court ruled that a Chinese company could legally use the “iPhone” name to sell non-Apple products.

The downside: they can only advertise their store locations using Apple Maps.