The Illustrated Frank J: Just Gmailing to Say That I Tweeted “Capitalism Sucks” on My iPhone!

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How All Good Things Are Created – a Little at a Time


[Making the ring in the ring on a milling machine] (Viewer #186,205)

Not sure whether that rockabilly soundtrack is a plus or a minus.

Gratitude

At the White House Correspondents Dinner, President Obama thanked the press for working “side-by-side” with him.

Well, it’s a good lapdog that knows how to heel.

I Think Frank J. Just Found the Perfect Running Mate

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Link of the Day: Satire – Poll: Support for Another Crusade at Highest Level Since 14th Century

[High Praise! to DuffelBlog]

Poll: Support for another Crusade at highest level since 14th century

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Perfect Accountability

The State Department said a clerical error caused them to hide information about Hillary’s private email server.

State apologized and vowed to get the maker of the YouTube video responsible.

Obama Warned Us – Clean Energy

Continuing to invest in clean energy like solar power is critical in the fight to #ActOnClimate.

@BarackObama

“What isn’t critical – figuring out a way to make solar power profitable without government subsidies.”

Straight Line of the Day: How Embarrassing! While Out Campaigning for Hillary, Bill Clinton…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

How embarrassing! While out campaigning for Hillary, Bill Clinton

Hillary’s Secrets

Guccifer has apparently hacked into Hillary’s server.  Said it was like an open orchid on the internet.  He’s started to tell authorities about what he found lurking there:

  • Bill’s Black Book
  • Chelsea’s personality
  • Pages of search results for ‘How to get stains out of blue fabric’
  • Donald Trump’s DNA sequence and a map of his brain (it’s a very small file)
  • A large number of instant message threads in which Muammar repeatedly spurned her advances
  • A list of the true names and preferred sacrifices for each member of a group referred to only as Legion
  • Plans to convert Bill into a trans-First Lady
  • Receipts for frequent wire transfers from the Clinton Foundation to a Nigerian prince
  • Receipts for frequent wire transfers from the Clinton Foundation to AshleyMadison.com
  • Receipts for frequent wire transfers from the Clinton Foundation to furry_curious.com
  • A partial, rough draft of a supernatural romance about the first woman President and the ghosts of Eleanor Roosevelt and Nixon’s dog Checkers
  • Numerous terse rejection e-mails indicating that ‘your soul just isn’t worth that much’

Maybe They’re on Her Private Server

Asked how many illegal aliens were charged with felonies in 2015, Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Sarah Saldaña told Congress “we don’t have those numbers”.

…or a solution, or an interest in finding one.