Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How embarrassing! While out campaigning for Hillary, Bill Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How embarrassing! While out campaigning for Hillary, Bill Clinton…
…put the moves on Caitlyn, the SI cover girl.
…served chinese food to chinese people.
…made mention of The Donald’s daughter Tiffany saying, “Yeah, I’d hit that”.
Kept mistakenly calling Hillary “Monica”.
…forgot what he was doing and told the truth about something…
Offered a cigar to Rachael Maddow
…tried to sell buy one get one free funeral services for the kids of inner city single moms.
…served America some chickens that had come home to roost and next thing you know Hillary’s thighs had put Frank Perdue in the unemployment line.
…delivered his stump speech in 563 Target store women’s restrooms.
…banged his head on a stripper pole when challenged to put his own money where his mouth was.
…admitted an intimate relationship with Guccifer.
…spilled the beans on Hillary’s blood doping.
How Embarrassing! While Out Campaigning for Hillary, Bill Clinton…
had “little Bill” out campaigning as well.
couldn’t confirm she wasn’t a man baby! Thus losing the women’s vote.
started double dipping with the Secret Service’s hookers.
…endorsed Trump.
…accidentally distributed the Clinton Foundation political favors price list instead of the campaign information.
…refused to give his stump speech unless he was paid his $500,000 up front.
…got the slide shows mixed up and accidentally showed pictures from Hillary’s colonoscopy and some ultrasounds from some pending paternity suits.
…he was caught using a restroom that agreed with his biological gender.
…he announced that, in the name of bipartisan unity, he would like to have a double daddy-daughter date with Trump.
…accidentally hit on his own wife!
. . . grabbed a microphone and belted out Jerry Jeff Walker’s classic “Trashy Women”.
… was referred to by Chelsea as “my Faux Pa.”
How Embarrassing! While Out Campaigning for Hillary, Bill Clinton…
sang a duet with Obama “If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest of Your Life, Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife”
threatened voters with a trip to Fort Marcy Park if they don’t vote for the HillaBeast.
begged voters that he wanted the record of being in a two impeachment family.
… Asked Hillary if she was wearing a wig, only to realize he was talking to Trump.