The Illustrated Frank J: Changey!

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Even With Magic, Socialism Still Doesn’t Work

Self-proclaimed “witches” in Los Angeles are supporting Bernie Sanders by performing a special “Feel the Bern” ritual.

I assume it involves symbolically stealing cauldrons from rich people.

Oh, I *Wish* Trump Had This Much Self-Control

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

Link of the Day: For Example, “The Princess Brie”

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

Remove a Letter, Spoil a Book

BONUS LINK (Submitted by Rihar [High Praise!]):

Game: “Risk 2210” Allows You to Nuke the Moon

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Record-Setting President to Set New Record

The New York Times noted that if the US remains in combat in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria until the end of Obama’s term, he will be the only president in American history to serve two complete terms with the nation at war.

THEN can we make him give back his Peace Prize?

Obama Warned Us – Gender Equality

“Improving gender equality would add at least $2.1 trillion to U.S. gross domestic product by 2025.” http://ofa.bo/c5rC #EqualPayDay

@BarackObama

“Don’t ask me how the math works on that. That’s for the green-eyeshade nerds to hammer out.”

Straight Line of the Day: Shocking! For Her VP Pick, Hillary Is Considering…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Shocking! For her VP pick, Hillary is considering…

No Cures, Just Trade-Offs

Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer’s solution to overly-long TSA lines at the airport? – put more dogs on the passenger-screening line.

Next on the TSA’s banned-items list: tennis balls.