…having a nightly TV show modeled after The Apprentice where contestants are put thru challenges. Each night, one will be eliminated. The peons will love it, especially if they get to vote with a 900 number call in.
Shocking! For Her VP Pick, Hillary Is Considering…
Either O.J. Simpson or Jodi Arias, to “lock up” the felon vote.
Either the “Keep Obama in Preznit cause I got a free cell phone” woman, or the “Obama’s gonna pay my gas and mortgage” woman, to pander to the genius voter.
Keeping Joe Biden there and telling him it’s a promotion.
…Mr. Bill (no, not her husband). So she’ll always have someone to throw under the bus.
“Uh oh! it’s Secretary of State Sluggo! He’s going to be mean to me! Oooooooh Nooooooo!”
…an AI she affectionately calls “Skynet”…
…a transitioning cis/non-cis queer-curious mono-sexual named “Sioux”…
…having a nightly TV show modeled after The Apprentice where contestants are put thru challenges. Each night, one will be eliminated. The peons will love it, especially if they get to vote with a 900 number call in.
…a rotating list of former Clintonistas who have displayed sufficient loyalty…
…someone with less legal and political baggage than herself – Rod Blagojevich.
@3 if the response is positive and the ratings high enough, she will pick Supreme Court Justices the same way.
Could it be…Satan?
Shocking! For Her VP Pick, Hillary Is Considering…
taking the position herself, afterall, what do VPs actually do?
Chelsea.
former Ambassadors to Libya.
a mollusk.
… a silent auction.
…Tom Kratman.
(Hey, it says “Shocking.”)
Shocking! For Her VP Pick, Hillary Is Considering…
Either O.J. Simpson or Jodi Arias, to “lock up” the felon vote.
Either the “Keep Obama in Preznit cause I got a free cell phone” woman, or the “Obama’s gonna pay my gas and mortgage” woman, to pander to the genius voter.
Keeping Joe Biden there and telling him it’s a promotion.
Obama, so they can play musical pardons.
…that young Arthur Fonzerelli, who she heard is popular with the youngsters.
… Stephen Tyler. (Slogan: “Tipsy Canute and Tyler Too”)
… a handbasket.
@10 If Kratman was her VP I might even consider voting for her.
An imperial walker.
Shocking! For Her VP Pick, Hillary Is Considering…
Bill Cosby. Hillary’s used to being an enabler for lying sexual predators named Bill.
Digging up the rotting corpses of Stalin and Mao, her two dream picks.
The Energizer Bunny. No, not the chick Bill is schtupping. The little pink bunny toy on the battery commercials, silly!
…Mr. Bill (no, not her husband). So she’ll always have someone to throw under the bus.
“Uh oh! it’s Secretary of State Sluggo! He’s going to be mean to me! Oooooooh Nooooooo!”
…Trump!
…Nikko or the Captain of the Winkie Guard
… most icily, someone from Mos Eisley.
….a woman, so she can pay her 38% less.
…the ashes formerly known as Prince.
…a clumsy cowboy, always bumping into her and saying pardon, as he interns.
…a hostage negotiator negotiator.
Anthony Wiener. She needs to make sure no one will dare assassinate her.
…..Flo, the Progressive Girl