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Archive of entries posted on June 2016
Comes With a “Get Out of Gun-Free-Zone Free” Card
During a speech in Orlando, Attorney General Loretta Lynch said that the “most effective” weapon at America’s disposal against Islamic terrorism is “love”.
I agree. Because that’s the name of my new armor-piercing, pig-fat-coated rifle ammo.
We Need Gun Free Zone Control
Link of the Day: They’ve Forgotten Who They Work For
[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]
They’ve Forgotten Who They Work For
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Oops! All This Time I’ve Been Listening to AC/DC on My Way to Physicals.
A new study shows that listening to Mozart can lower your blood pressure.
And it stays lower until you get the bill from the doctor who checks it.
Obama Warned Us – Pride and Progress
Be proud of how far we’ve come — and continue to push for progress. #LoveIsLove
“Let them bake cake.”
Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump Said That the Biggest Threat to America Is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Donald Trump said that the biggest threat to America is…
Starring Dolph Lundgren
An intelligent robot programmed to learn from and remember its environment escaped from a laboratory in Russia.
Huh. What’s Russian for “Sarah Connor”?
The Illustrated Frank J: It’s Not Working! Quick! Do More of It!
How to Build a Cruise Ship
[AIDAprima Cruise Ship Construction & Christening in 4K by MK timelapse] (Viewer #303,279)
I’m not sure this is as visually fascinating as a lot of time lapses, but cerebrally, I found myself wondering often where those huge slabs of metal came from, and also how many millions of welding seams were required to get ALL these pieces to stay together tightly enough for this monstrosity to float.
Let’s Not Bicker and Argue About Who Killed Who
The Justice Department released a “partial transcript” of the Orlando shooter’s 911 call, but it removed all references to Islam, ISIS, or Allah.
Swell. Like a history textbook chapter on WWII that doesn’t mention Germany, Jews, or Hitler.
Qualified
Link of the Day: The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
(Submitted by Cayleygraph via Ovalkwiki [High Praise!])
The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Taken from the webcomic Schlock Mercenary. Which is one of the few remaining things on the internet that started before the Towers fell. If you want to start from the beginning, go here.
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Don’t Count Anyone Out Yet
A new poll shows that 25% of voters are still undecided.
So… Stay Puft is still in the running for Destructor ’16?
Obama Warned Us – Senatorial Politics
Senate leaders’ refusal to give Judge Garland a fair hearing is pure politics. #DoYourJob
@BarackObama
“Which is completely unfair unless you’re passing a healthcare bill in the middle of the night on a party-line vote.”