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Archive of entries posted on 1st June 2016
They’ll Be Back
Pizza Hut is currently implementing plans to roll out robot waiters in its restaurants.
Part of me fully expects everything to go completely pear-shaped the first time anyone uses a credit card with the name “Sarah Connor”.
In My Head, Every Argument for Gun Control Sounds Like This
Link of the Day: I Could’ve Sworn They Actually Let Fozzy Drive the Studebaker
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
13 Fun Facts About “The Muppet Movie”
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
The Only Thing We Have to Fear
A new study shows that 90% of people suffer from “Low Battery Anxiety” or LBA – the fear of losing power on their phone.
Not to be confused with NSA, which fears losing power over your phone.
Obama Warned Us – New Overtime
Thanks to the new #overtime rule, millions of hard-working Americans will have more economic security
“The kind they used to have without having to work overtime. Thanks Obamacare!”
Straight Line of the Day: To Prevent Hate Speech, Facebook Will No Longer Allow…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To prevent hate speech, Facebook will no longer allow…
World Peace! What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
While visiting Hiroshima, President Obama called for the courage to “pursue a world without nuclear weapons”.
So… his strategy is for us to dismantle ours and then let all the nuclear rogue states blow theirs up in Israel?