Pizza Hut is currently implementing plans to roll out robot waiters in its restaurants.
Part of me fully expects everything to go completely pear-shaped the first time anyone uses a credit card with the name “Sarah Connor”.
Pizza Hut is currently implementing plans to roll out robot waiters in its restaurants.
Part of me fully expects everything to go completely pear-shaped the first time anyone uses a credit card with the name “Sarah Connor”.
… or asks it for the value of pie to the last decimal.
Don’t tell the robot your goal is to crush Domino’s.
And don’t tell it “Hey, I want a pizza, and step on it!”
Do Androids Dream of the Electric Cheap?
Don’t order V-gertarian.
“I’d like to order a pizza.”
TOPPINGS/
“Pepper only.”
PEPPERONI/
“No: Pepper. Only.”
NO PEPPERONI/
“No pepperoni. Pepper, only.”
ILLOGICAL/
“Onions?”
THREAT DETECTED/
“Christ!”
CRUST IS NOT AN OPTION/
“Oh Jesus”
CHEESES ARE NOT OPTIONAL/
“Can I cancel the order?”
NO PEPPERONI OR PEPPERONI?/
” -bxh -”
THREAT DETECTED/
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