Oh, if you’re too shy, I’ll begin:
Turn-ons: Some things.
Turn-offs: Other [usually opposite] things.
Turn-ons: Long walks on a beach I own.
Turn-offs: The walk back to the car, which always seems longer.
Turn-ons: Self-referential jokes.
Turn-offs: tipographical errors.
Turn ons: living vicariously through Oppo
Turn offs: bleeding profusely by Emu
Turn-on: Carmen Avenue on-ramp, Northbound
Turn-off: Carmen Avenue off-ramp, Southbound
Turn-on: Those street tacos in Playa del Carmen Mexico.
Turn-off: Montezuma’s Revenge.
Turn-on: Hot babes
Turn-off: Cold babes
Turn on: Bone-in ribeyes
Turn off: Too damn expensive