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Archive of entries posted on 27th June 2016
Didn’t They Have a Similar Problem in “Forbidden Planet”
During a presser in Virginia, Hillary Clinton said “I don’t know how one builds a wall to keep the internet out.”
Pretty sure you use the same material they make server-wiping cloths out of.
MSM Illustrated
Link of the Day: Honestly, I Thought It Was Just an Urban Legend
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
Does Tapping a Soda Can Really Prevent It From Fizzing Over?
Truth is (and I’ve tested this) any can of soda, no matter how vigorously shaken, is safe to open after resting for 20 seconds.
Please note that this does NOT hold true for soda in plastic bottles of any size.
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Punish the Guilty
Philadelphia became the first major American city with a soda tax.
What they really need: a tax on passing pointless, industry-kneecapping taxes. Every last one of those jokers should be soda-boarded.
Obama Warned Us – Reduce Gun Violence
Taking steps to reduce gun violence worth doing if it could save one life. But it could save far more. Finish this. http://go.wh.gov/9RFgdx
@BarackObama
“As long as the steps don’t involve ending the ‘gun free zone’ killing fields where these mass shootings keep taking place.”
Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Told the FBI That the Only Emails She Deleted Were the Ones That…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
Difference in Degree, Not in Kind
A new report says that the Orlando shooter once threatened to shoot partygoers at a barbecue because pork touched his hamburger.
Think that’s bad? Ever let hamburger touch a vegan’s tofu?