A new report says that the Orlando shooter once threatened to shoot partygoers at a barbecue because pork touched his hamburger.
Think that’s bad? Ever let hamburger touch a vegan’s tofu?
A new report says that the Orlando shooter once threatened to shoot partygoers at a barbecue because pork touched his hamburger.
Think that’s bad? Ever let hamburger touch a vegan’s tofu?
That’s so Teh gay.
…so he killed a bunch of homos whose pork he had touched?
SEE! it wasn’t terrorism, it was porkaphobia!
To be fair, vegans usually don’t shoot you for that – just bust out crying.
Which is just as annoying.