Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Told the FBI That the Only Emails She Deleted Were the Ones That…

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Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…

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  1. Hillary Told the FBI That the Only Emails She Deleted Were the Ones That…

    …promised to make her johnson 3″ longer.

    …were from interns looking for Bill.

    …touted that a miracle cream could make her canckles smaller in 7 days.

  2. Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…

    were able to be deleted.

    referred to the $38 million she requested from Nigerians for the Clinton Foundation.

    noted that Bill failed Chelsea’a paternity DNA test.

  3. Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…

    she accidently deleted while reaching behind her while eating a donut in one hand, a coffee in another hand and some cankle cream in a third while reading about some Yoga positions in 2 magazines at the same time while listening to some cool jazz on her Ipod during an episode of “murder, she wrote.”.

  4. Contains a subject line that says something like “From the desk of barrister Hillary Clinton”, “Your assistance is needed”, “For you to be a party to the transaction, you must have holdings at a Nigerian bank of $100,000 or more”

  5. …were too highly classified to be divulged but too trivial to remember and now she has to kill them for knowing too much.

    …were back and forths with Putin to get that day’s password.

    …were on behalf of Donald Trump asking that his hair qualify for disaster relief funds on every windy day.

    …were the complete works of Shakespeare typed by monkeys and mailed to their family members working in the State Department.

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