Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
…might get her in trouble.
Hillary Told the FBI That the Only Emails She Deleted Were the Ones That…
…promised to make her johnson 3″ longer.
…were from interns looking for Bill.
…touted that a miracle cream could make her canckles smaller in 7 days.
…were considered phishing scams.
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
needed deletin’
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
needed to be “Fosterized” if you get my drift.
…were none of their business and she pleads the 5th.
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
were able to be deleted.
referred to the $38 million she requested from Nigerians for the Clinton Foundation.
noted that Bill failed Chelsea’a paternity DNA test.
…used an “@” symbol.
…that had words in them.
…Huma had forwarded to her from her husbands D-Mail account.
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
she accidently deleted while reaching behind her while eating a donut in one hand, a coffee in another hand and some cankle cream in a third while reading about some Yoga positions in 2 magazines at the same time while listening to some cool jazz on her Ipod during an episode of “murder, she wrote.”.
…contained the words a, I, or it will cost you.
…were found in Sandy Berger’s underwear.
Contains a subject line that says something like “From the desk of barrister Hillary Clinton”, “Your assistance is needed”, “For you to be a party to the transaction, you must have holdings at a Nigerian bank of $100,000 or more”
. . . at this point, made a difference.
. . . involved bribes of six figures or more.
. . . mentioned eye of newt or broomsticks.
…were too highly classified to be divulged but too trivial to remember and now she has to kill them for knowing too much.
…were back and forths with Putin to get that day’s password.
…were on behalf of Donald Trump asking that his hair qualify for disaster relief funds on every windy day.
…were the complete works of Shakespeare typed by monkeys and mailed to their family members working in the State Department.
…were from Nigerian princes, making them top secret, Sec State eyes only.
were super ultra-double top secret in some other foreign country so she had to delete them to keep from violating international law.
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
were with tech support.
Hillary told the FBI that the only emails she deleted were the ones that…
mattered.