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Archive of entries posted on 30th June 2016
Comes With a “Get Out of Gun-Free-Zone Free” Card
During a speech in Orlando, Attorney General Loretta Lynch said that the “most effective” weapon at America’s disposal against Islamic terrorism is “love”.
I agree. Because that’s the name of my new armor-piercing, pig-fat-coated rifle ammo.
We Need Gun Free Zone Control
Link of the Day: They’ve Forgotten Who They Work For
[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]
They’ve Forgotten Who They Work For
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
Oops! All This Time I’ve Been Listening to AC/DC on My Way to Physicals.
A new study shows that listening to Mozart can lower your blood pressure.
And it stays lower until you get the bill from the doctor who checks it.
Obama Warned Us – Pride and Progress
Be proud of how far we’ve come — and continue to push for progress. #LoveIsLove
“Let them bake cake.”
Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump Said That the Biggest Threat to America Is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Donald Trump said that the biggest threat to America is…
Starring Dolph Lundgren
An intelligent robot programmed to learn from and remember its environment escaped from a laboratory in Russia.
Huh. What’s Russian for “Sarah Connor”?