Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump Said That the Biggest Threat to America Is…

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Donald Trump said that the biggest threat to America is…

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  1. …poor quality steaks, I’m telling you, the steaks we’re offering here are just first-class, very, unbelievably delicious, and if you act now you can get a box of Trump chocolates for half off, that’s a seventeen dollar value, and our French chocolatiers they just couldn’t believe how delicious this is, high butter fat, you know that’s the best, truly indulgent, first-class, and don’t forget to request a free sample of Trump vodka when you call, made from only the finest potatoes, no one makes it better, not even the Russians, I sent some to Putin and he said, “Don, you’re eating our lunch with this vodka,” no, he really did….

  2. … the left’s “You’ve got a nice country here” threats. (Plus, they sit on everyone’s desks and break fings.)

    … giant hedgehogs. —- Wait, hedge funds? Never mind.

    … Hillary and other blancmanges from another planet. They mean to tax simpletons!

    … Carneys. Smell like press spokesmen.

    … when enemies foreign and domestic merge into the same thing.

  3. … is political co-rectum-ness.

    Federal Regulation of Internet Coming, Warn FCC, FEC Commissioners
    washingtonexaminer.com | June 30, 2016 | Paul Bedard

    Democrats targeting content and control of the Internet, especially from conservative sources, are pushing hard to layer on new regulations and even censorship under the guise of promoting diversity while policing bullying, warn commissioners from the Federal Communications Commission and Federal Election Commission.

    “Protecting freedom on the Internet is just one vote away,” said Lee E. Goodman, a commissioner on the FEC which is divided three Democrats to three Republicans. “There is a cloud over your free speech.”

    Freedom of speech on the Internet, added Ajit Pai, commissioner of the Federal Communications Commission, “is increasingly under threat.”

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