Straight Line of the Day: To Prevent Hate Speech, Facebook Will No Longer Allow…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

To prevent hate speech, Facebook will no longer allow…

22 Comments

  1. … Hippies to reply to Frank.

    … Demojis to reply to Republications.

    … Muslims to discuss the Torah. Or anything.

    … Avatar babies. Wait —- wait. Can I say that? I’m pretty sure I can’t say that. Can I? Sorry, Facebook. 🙁

    … that tired old “Fecebook” meme. I mean, come — oops, they just suspended my account.

  2. … rap music, or any quotes from it..
    BUT TO EXCLUDE RAP MUSIC IS HATE SPEECH.
    But to admit that is itself hate speech.
    BUT TO ADMIT THAT IS EVEN WORSE HATE SPEECH.
    FACEBOOK RECALIBRATING…
    RECALIBRATING…
    RECAL….
    R..
    404

  3. … quotes from Hitler.

    Except, according to modern mores (btw, ‘e’ = “on’), he was simply a man who self-identified as a superman. Did Germany even provide bathrooms for such people?

    Shame on them!

    Shame, non-Nazi Germany!!

  4. …any discussion of horses- You Hate John Kerry!!!

    …any discussion of motherhood, and denim- You Hate Barack Obama!!!

    …any discussion of religion or science- Barack Is God So Shut Up and Michelle’s butt is black so it’s matter matters (like Barack’s, squared) so You Don’t Hate Hitler Enough!!!

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