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The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Taken from the webcomic Schlock Mercenary. Which is one of the few remaining things on the internet that started before the Towers fell. If you want to start from the beginning, go here.
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They are really good and I’ll quote some them from time to time. Schlock Mercenaries is one of the best sci-fi comedies out there. It’s worth the time to go back and read it from the beginning.
TC Override–closed; The Donovan–site’s up, not updated in 1-1/2 years.
On the other hand, Strategypages is current (and needs some love). Blackfive is up.
I’m pretty sure xkcd is pre-9/11. I know Geek Culture is pre-9/11, and so’s Sluggy.
And I was glad to be able to bacon Wyrmlaf.
I used to read Sluggy Freelance, but somewhere around the point where Bun-Bun became an interdimensional space-pirate, the whole thing just got WAY too surreal for me and I dropped out.
I do miss the early days of stand-alone strips sometimes.
He’s planning on wrapping it up in about a year. He actually looped back around, in a sense, by using what looked like throw away gags as major plot points.
And who Bun-Bun is is a good question.