Self-proclaimed “witches” in Los Angeles are supporting Bernie Sanders by performing a special “Feel the Bern” ritual.
I assume it involves symbolically stealing cauldrons from rich people.
Self-proclaimed “witches” in Los Angeles are supporting Bernie Sanders by performing a special “Feel the Bern” ritual.
I assume it involves symbolically stealing cauldrons from rich people.
SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron.
Thunder. Enter the three Witches
First Witch:
Thrice that DamnedCat hath mew’d.
Second Witch:
Thrice and once the hedge-fund whined.
Third Witch:
The Harpy cries ‘Tis time, ’tis time.
First Witch:
Round about the cauldron go;
In, the poison’d emails throw.
Toads that vote, but won’t want walls
Day and night have heard the calls
Socialist venom sleeping got,
Boil them slowly in the charmed pot.
ALL:
Double, double, taxes, trouble;
Feel the Bern, and Housing Bubble. . . .
Oppo, after that I got nothin’
Probably illegal Mexican witches doing spells that American witches won’t conjure.