Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Checking her poll numbers, Hillary is now less popular than…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Checking her poll numbers, Hillary is now less popular than…
Milli Vanilli
ET for the Atari 2600
New Coke
1974 Pinto
whoever invented micro-transactions
…truth, justice and the American way…
…everyone except Donald Trump…
…cankle sores…
…walnuts…
. . . getting kneed in the groin repeatedly
. . . going on a date with Lena Dunham
. . . vacations in Flint, Michigan
. . . also, getting kneed in the groin repeatedly by Lena Dunham on a date with her in Flint, Michigan
…Aedes aegypti mosquitoes. (she’s getting less press, too)
…the Idi Amin low carb diet.
…boiled chicken lips and boils BBQ.
…her HPV, her one link to being human.
…the hygienist ISIS hired to work on it’s cruise ship.
The drip, drip, drip of gonorrhea.
…hairballs.
…The Ropers
…Mayberry RFD
…Flo
…Three’s A Crowd
…After MASH
Than thought.
Ebola-a-Roni
…vegan diets.
…colonoscopies.
…anything on MSNBC.
…pollsters.
…Moochelle’s school lunch options
…she was last week.
Checking Her Poll Numbers, Hillary Is Now Less Popular Than…
…Joanie Loves Chachi.
…college tuition.
…leisure suits.
…Congress.
the Star Wars Holiday Special
Scrappy Doo
Seven Bundy
sticking your tongue into the hinge side of a closing door
… rectal dentistry.
… oral colonoscopy.
…The Wonder Twins.
… Aquaman. Wait, how come we never see Hillary and Aquaman at the same time? Hmmmmm…
… SLOTD’s that are no longer judged. (ducks)
…ever
…cats.
…being stuck on an airplane for 10 hours between Jar Jar Binks and the fat guy who just won the garlic-eating contest.
hecking her poll numbers, Hillary is now less popular than… Log!
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack, And fits on your back? It’s log, log, log! It’s log, log, It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood. It’s log, log, it’s better than bad, it’s good.
Flucker’s Jam. With a name like Flucker’s, you know it has to be really good jam.
Cigars used once by an intern
@20 – Ren & Stimpy Bacon to Chip!
An abscessed tooth.
The Black Plague.
… toenail fungus.
… immigration attorneys (I know, it’s hard to distinguish the two).
… root canals without anesthesia.
… Jane Fonda’s maid’s immigration attorney.
… Jane Fonda.
… prostrate exams. (BTW, are large hands a licensing requirement for urologists?)
… the jerk behind you who honks 3 nanoseconds after the light turns green.
… an OB/GYN’s ice-cold speculum (which is all of them, per the missus).
… Ex-Lax in your pot brownies (but you’re too high to give a sh… oh, wait).
… that itchy, burning feeling between your eyes when you need to sneeze but can’t.
… Susan B. Anthony dollar coins.
… a porcupine at a condom factory.
… fingernails on a chalkboard.
… the IRS.