Straight Line of the Day: The DOJ Will No Longer Use The Terms “Felon” and “Convict” to Refer to Individuals Convicted of Crimes. Instead…

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The DOJ will no longer use the terms “felon” and “convict” to refer to individuals convicted of crimes. Instead…

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  1. …they’ll be judged by the “content of their wallets”…

    …they will be categorized as to the level of microaggression they represent…

    …the DOJ will create a criminality matrix, with bonus points given for the correct ethnicity, political persuasion and sexual proclivities…

  2. …everybody that’s not a Clinton.

    …urban indoorsmen with their right to a door restored.

    …newly registered voters in gun free zones.

    …Ward Cleavers trapped in college material street smart baby daddys bodies with their transcripts tattooed on them.

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