Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The DOJ will no longer use the terms “felon” and “convict” to refer to individuals convicted of crimes. Instead…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The DOJ will no longer use the terms “felon” and “convict” to refer to individuals convicted of crimes. Instead…
…they’ll simply call them “Democrats”.
Superdelegates
…opting for the terms “foolish” and “caught”.
…they’ll be judged by the “content of their wallets”…
…they will be categorized as to the level of microaggression they represent…
…the DOJ will create a criminality matrix, with bonus points given for the correct ethnicity, political persuasion and sexual proclivities…
Senator and Congressperson?
…everybody that’s not a Clinton.
…urban indoorsmen with their right to a door restored.
…newly registered voters in gun free zones.
…Ward Cleavers trapped in college material street smart baby daddys bodies with their transcripts tattooed on them.
…they will focus on the REAL problem – conservative thoughtcrime.
“Judicially displaced persons”
develop new technology that will cause blogs to post nearly the same post twice in a row to make readers wonder if anyone’s still driving this thing.
On second look, my suggestion is less of a punch line and more likely what they’d actually call them.
Hillary Clinton’s cabinet members
… felons will be classified as “O.J.1” and convicts “O.J.2.” The department itself will change its name to the Dept. of O.J.
…a catch and release program will be instituted.
…felons will be classified as victims of society.
…they’ll be called Austin Uber Drivers.
… Little Hillaries.
… Super Delegates.
… victims.
… differently free citizens
… self-identified rebels
… they will be called Obama’s imaginary sons and daughters.
In Illinois we call them “Governor!”
Presidential candidates.