Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…
…making the use of the term illegal illegal.
…forbidding the desecration of the Mexican Flag.
…automatic gender reassignment…
…a visit from the welcome wagon.
…being paid $15.01 an hour.
…free alcohol and keys to a beat up car.
..a bus ride to the next Trump rally and a copy of “Revueltas para Imbéciles”.
…a ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card.
President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…
a “pre-pay” provision where the the US will pay all entitlement benefits to citizens of all countries before they decide to come the US. So discrimination based upon place of birth will be ended.
…a voter registration form, a picture ID (for those states nasty enough to require them) and a Hillary/Michelle bumper sticker.
… Cali-sthenics
… the Hanoi Jane Workout.
… a defectors’ cut.
… sobtitles by John Boehner.
… Wiki WIC-cardo instructions.
…”safe-spaces”, generally anywhere north of 24.544170 degrees latitude.
Tips on how to help turn the US into a third world banana republic just like home.
… plenty of talk of how if he had a son, and what he’d look like. You know, assimulation.
… BOGO voter registration.
… a perfectly good white boy.
… a pick from the Fast and Furious gun bag.
President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…
…loopholes buried deep in the fine print that gives government employees exemptions from any laws they pass.
…making broken English with a heavy Spanish accent the official language of the US.
…the qualification for being POTUS is now somewhat to mucho swarthy.
…all sensitive documents and state secrets will be written in, and translated from Chinese.
…to avoid future wars the remaining sovereign states will be divided among Muslims and Hispanics by adding birth rates, food stamp recipients and internet memes of the latest rage boy protester photo.
…40 acres and a camel and a sample of the new and improved waterboarding technique.