During a campaign stop in South Dakota, Bill Clinton said “I sometimes feel that I’m totally useless in this election season”.

Not so. Thanks to Bill, a whole new generation of young people are finding out what “impeached” means.

Ranchers are now able to use specialized robots to watch after their cattle herds.

Also, the rumored plot of “City Slickers 3”.

Speaking with Breitbart News, Donald Trump warned that Hillary Clinton’s lax border security plan would be “catastrophic for the country”.

Hillary was furious, since he didn’t offer an option to hear his interview in Spanish.

The head of the TSA warned that the already too-long security lines at the airport will only get longer as the summer travel season progresses.

Wanna get people through faster? Try using the Border Patrol’s procedures.

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Pakistan accused the US of violating its sovereignty with a drone strike against the leader of the Afghan Taliban.

And if they don’t start offing the Taliban on their own, we’re going to violate their nuclear-free zones, too.

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At a campaign stop in Kentucky, Hillary Clinton said that if she wins the White House, she will put Bill “in charge of revitalizing the economy.”

Fantastic. America will become the OPEC of overpriced corporate speeches.