Ranchers are now able to use specialized robots to watch after their cattle herds.
Also, the rumored plot of “City Slickers 3”.
Ranchers are now able to use specialized robots to watch after their cattle herds.
Also, the rumored plot of “City Slickers 3”.
Chipherds?
Motherboards, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowBIOS.
And the best part is they can work for heifer and heifer.
If they detect a fraction of a cow, they roundup.
If they build female robots do they cost 25% less?
Looking over the Tumblrweeds, Rusty said “Yep. It’s gonna be a hard drive.”
“Warning, warning! Danger while ropin’, son!”
Hydraulics: You’ve got to know when to hold ’em, when to manifold ’em.
Please be extra sure to clarify the robots’ instructions before you send them cow-punching or rounding up doggies.
Welcome to the round-up, where nothing can go wrong…go wrong…go wrong!
Slaughterhouse 5.1
“Git analog, little doggies..”
Wait’ll you see the Miata-packing plants.
Let 1 = Move ’em on
Let 2 = Head em’ up!
Let 3 = Rawhide!
Let 4 = Cut ’em out
Let 5 = Ride ’em in!
Then: “12211234554453”
Tuneful, ain’t it?
But do the cows obey Asimov’s four lows?
“Open the barn doors, HAL.”
…I’M SORRY, DAVE.
I CAN’T DO THAT.
BUT I STILL HAVE THE LIVELIEST INTEREST IN THEIR EMISSIONS.
Transfarmers 5: Age of Irrigation
“Yeah, I remember ole Tex Insturments. He caught a virus back in aught-nine and we buried him on Boot Up Hill.”
damn damn cat! This was the kind of joke I was casting around for!
How about…. GiddyApp?
I can’t quite get a bead on this one.
Well, they won’t have Rowdy Yates but they will have a RAMrod.
I loved Yul Brenner in the movie version.