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  1. Donald Trump said that the new priority for NASA will be…

    Getting even with the Kanamits by determining their planet of origin and sending them liberals, but without Tums, Rolaids, Pepto Bismol etc. to ease their suffering. Once this plague of liberals has started, the surviving Kanamits most likely will be looking for a cookbook called To Serve Stupid.

  2. …to create a safe place for space cowboys who can’t quit Eminem.

    …finding a cheaper location to fake moon landings. Mars is the leading candidate.

    …to monitor ocean levels of far off worlds.

    …with children crying and colors flying the loading of critics has begun, flying mother natures silver seed to a new home in the sun.

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