Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Discovered! Russia has a secret Arctic military base complete with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Discovered! Russia has a secret Arctic military base complete with…
…a bi-polar base commander
….a naughty list
…a Fortress of Solitude.
Discovered! Russia has a secret Arctic military base complete with…
An electric Ice maker.
A long line for snow.
Discovered! Russia has a secret Arctic military base complete with…
a self destruct button.
flurodated water.
a Starbucks.
…zebras…
…an overly literal understanding of “Cold War”…
…hookers and blow(ing snow)…
…a Vodka pipeline.
Giant air conditioners because…
GLOBAL WARMING!!111!!!11….climate changemoose and squirrel
people standing in quarter-mile-long lines to buy things
…a bogus cover story that it is really a harmless penguin sanctuary.
Al Gore in Bermuda shorts.
Kim Long Jong-Un-nderwear purchased from North Korea
…a contingent of White Walkers trained by Jon Snow.
…Boris and Natasha Goodenov. (h/t Iowa Jim)
…Satan II missiles.
…those famous big fur hats!
…a steamed runway, radio beacon, and a big sign saying “Грязный Гарри, земля здесь!!!”
…graffiti on the command post wall saying “Major Gant was here!”
Beacon to you, sir!
Sign with arrow saying ‘ Hoth – 2.6 parsecs’
Easy. I can make the Kessel run in under that.
… pretty poor opsec, if it’s supposed to be secret.
… a good view of Sarah Palin’s house
(Disclaimer: I know she didn’t say that.)
… nightly casual Molotov cocktail parties for Norway’s all-female Special Forces unit.
(…complete with high-tech icebreakers)
… AK47s (Kelvin)
…a view of Sarah Palin’s house.
Sorry, Oppo! Didn’t see you’d gotten there first!
Whoops! It happens to me!
… its own soundtrack — “Orca-y Chyornye”
… recruiting ads: “See someplace bleaker than Mother Russia!”
… Reset Batons for the instructors.
… on-the-job training on how to survive one of Hillary’s stares.
… Hillary’s emails, like every place else on the planet.
Frozen pipes
Freedom from any safety regulations whatsoever
A high tech system of running water: they have a Siberian who will run for it, officers will even have it thawed first
…a certain Alistair McClean novel.
yellow snow
… what will soon be the last fully operational Citco.
… a tunnel to McMurdo station.
… leftovers from the Soviet space program.
… Yakov Smirnoff’s version of Branson.
“In Russian Branson, country and western not go together.”
In Russia, Branson watches you!