Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget voting. A better way to pick a new Supreme Court Justice…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget voting. A better way to pick a new Supreme Court Justice…
… toss a headless chicken onto a floor with a bunch of labels and play a kazoo while the chicken runs around. Where it finally stops and dies is the new judge.
And I was stumped because Chuck Barris died.
…pistols at dawn. Twenty paces.
is trial by water. If you float, you have to get an actual job, i.e., not the practice of law.
is to examine the entrails of the nominee.
…assign candidates to a grid superimposed over the waters between North Korea and the Sea of Japan. Splashdown of the next errant rocket determines the new justice…
(So, Justice Henry Blake)
Badumbum
Two Men Enter!
One Man Leaves!
Didn’t see yours before I posted.
Now I’m embarrassed.
I guess you rule Bartertown.
Robert Reich runs Barter Town!
Two men? Two MEN?!!?! Your misogyny makes my womb hurt.
Not that my moods are in any way affected by the presence and functions of said womb. I am NOT “hysterical*,” you h8er! [“Hysteric” – from the Greek husterikos, “of the womb”]
…the actual Nuclear Option…and not just on the moon.
…two nominees enter, one nominee leaves.
Whoever Chuck Norris throws the furtherest
… the first Irishman to pass the bar.
by Trumppointment
Staring contest…
GO!
Find out if they can:
(1) Define the phrase “shall not be infringed.”
(2) Give ten examples of things that would constitute infringement.
(3) See where we’re going with this.
Forget voting. A better way to pick a new Supreme Court Justice…
Have the judges stand within a circle.They are not allowed to leave the circle or be disqualified. Blindfold the President. Have him toss lawn darts at them. Last one standing gets the job.
Forget voting. A better way to pick a new Supreme Court Justice…
Have the President nominate someone. Put him on the court. If the people don’t like him, they can elect a new President next election and if a Justice dies they can have HIM fill the vacancy.
I’m sorry, I told myself I would only add to the Straight Line™ today if I could use Roj, Dwayne, or Rerun in a reference joke. Either there’s no joke there or I don’t know my What’s Happening trivia as well as I thought.
Either way it’s disappointing but I have my standards.
Pick the new justice via a What’s Happening trivia contest? Brilliant!
A battle of wits involving iocaine powder.
Inconcebible!
Inconceivable, even!
(Grammar Hammer)
Who ever can do the best Mel Torme impersonation.
Harry Stone for SCOTUS!