Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In an effort to bolster public relations, embattled and ronery Grorious Reader Kim Jong-un…
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…is running a free vacation give-away.
First prize is an all-expenses-paid week in beautiful North Korea.
Second prize is two all-expenses-paid weeks in beautiful North Korea.
…has hired United Airlines’ PR department at a tremendous discount. Fry the Fliendry Skies. Remember, if cabin pressure drops, a VX gas mask will fall from the overhead compartment. If you look out the window, you’ll notice we’re rapidly closing in on the Sea of Japan. Please do not use Glorious Leader as a flotation device.
…is running a free vacation give-away.
First prize is an all-expenses-paid week in beautiful North Korea.
Second prize is two all-expenses-paid weeks in beautiful North Korea.
…..is adding chicken fried steak to his all-you-can-eat buffet.
…by offering free pizza to everyone who evacuates Pyongyang. Well, the cardboard box, anyway.
…has agreed to participate in next fall’s “Dancing with the Stars”…
…is cutting down the daily “Two-Minute Hate” to one minute…
…has hired United Airlines’ PR department at a tremendous discount. Fry the Fliendry Skies. Remember, if cabin pressure drops, a VX gas mask will fall from the overhead compartment. If you look out the window, you’ll notice we’re rapidly closing in on the Sea of Japan. Please do not use Glorious Leader as a flotation device.
is hosting his own version of The Gong Show. If you win, you survive. If you’re gonged, you’re executed on the spot.
“The Pyongyang Gong Show” with your host, Suk Muk Duk.
*ba da GONG!”
“Feelings, nothing more than feelings….”
is learning to play the mandorin.
…has promised free banners to college students who bring 30 kilos of potatoes or rice with them.
…has called upon Dennis Rodman to be his Foreign Minister.
…has arranged a tour of all the naval bases aboard the USS Pueblo.
… became a huge fan of MadMen. Unfortunately, not the version that’s two words.
… undertook a charm offensive with charm troops, charm tanks, charm air support, and charm artillery.
Charming.
Kirred a rot of rittre puppies rive on you tube.
Cameo appearance on, “Herro Rarry”.
…hired Hilary Clinton to solidify the “I’m with
HerHim contingent.