
IMAO Headquarters, 9:00 AM

Phil?

Yes, Mr. Fleming.

Where is everyone?

Uh, they’re, um, they’re all at work. At their desks.

Don’t give me that. I’m Skyping in at 8:00 and you’re the only one at work.

Usually, Harvey’s here and does the meetings in the break room. It’s normal for me to be here alone, so I haven’t given it another thought.

Hey, I just stopped in to get a doughnut. What’s up?

Basil! I’ve been reading what you posted. Why are we suddenly the public relations team for Mystery Science Theater 3000?

I can do some Doctor Who posts. It returns this weekend.

Go write something. And quit drawing on the walls.

Sure thing. There are no doughnuts here anyway. See ya later!

I’ll be glad when Harvey gets back.

You, me, and all the readers, boss.

I must say, your cartoon avatar has an upbeat, cheerful can-donut attitude!
“Why are we suddenly the public relations team for Mystery Science Theater 3000?” -Frank
Because IMAO is a site for NERDS. Go BASIL!
Beam me up Scotty…there’s no donuts here.
Are you sure that isn’t the International Headquarters Of IMAO?
Meanwhile back at stately Wayne Manor.