I’ve never really understood who Steve Bannon is.
We’re at war! Or we’re still at war. We’re a little bit more warier than yesterday, at least.
I should say that a very small percentage of the country that’s in the military is at war; the rest of us are policing the wokeness of Pepsi.
The most difficult thing to do as a US President is to not get into a new conflict in the Middle East. None succeed.
It really is a miracle that thanks to flight we can get anywhere in the world within hours with just a little groping and random beatings.
I once flew first class. Big difference from coach where it’s increasingly becoming “Just feel lucky we let you on the plane.”
“We might even randomly change our minds.”
Oh wow. Thor has always been the most “meh” of the Marvel series, but that trailer makes the new look pretty awesome.
The beginning of the Thor trailer could have used a record scratch, though.
“Hitler – kind of a bad guy. Not very popular right now.” -Trump, probably
“So Trump’s actions in Syria are pretty popular. Any remarks?”
“First, I have a few more positive things to say about Hitler…”
“It really is a miracle that thanks to flight we can get anywhere in the world within hours with just a little groping and random beatings.”
Now, that’s cherce!
It’s no longer merely Big Brother watching you — it’s Big Parents saying “Don’t make me come back there!”
A little groping could be good, depending on the groper. The random beatings just need to be kept tasteful and positive, if not painless.
“A man is only as old as the woman he feels.”
— Groucho Marx
Steve Bannon — once caught in a gamma radiation blast, now cursed to transform into the worst person in the world in the eyes of liberals during slow news days.