Microwave a bowling ball to remove its internal oil buildup. (I read about someone who did that, didn’t destroy the house, but the kitchen renovations ran into 5 figures after the microwave exploded.)
So was the picture of the guy’s kitchen! The goofball set the microwave for 5 minutes, and luckily left the kitchen. Needless to say, the microwave didn’t go for 5 minutes. When I used to bowl, I used a space heater or a hair dryer to heat the oil out if it. The driveway on a hot day works too.
One ill-thought-out word can be enough…
Entropy, if you’re playing the long ng game…
The way I got it figured..if there’s 50 ways to leave your lover there has to be at least that many to destroy a house.
Leave the windows open during wallaby mating season.
I, personally, prefer a Bob-cat…
Microwave a bowling ball to remove its internal oil buildup. (I read about someone who did that, didn’t destroy the house, but the kitchen renovations ran into 5 figures after the microwave exploded.)
Wow! The mental image of that is just incredible.
So was the picture of the guy’s kitchen! The goofball set the microwave for 5 minutes, and luckily left the kitchen. Needless to say, the microwave didn’t go for 5 minutes. When I used to bowl, I used a space heater or a hair dryer to heat the oil out if it. The driveway on a hot day works too.
Thanks Achmed. You give terrorist great ideas. Allah Akbar!
Those in the know understand that MEK is the correct cure for that ( but for goodness sake keep it away from microwaves and open flames)…
I preferred acetone to MEK. Both pretty effective though. Beat paying pro shop prices.