Charles Dickens Describes the Typical Liberal Newspaper

It

'is still dragging on a wretched and lingering career. Abhorred and despised by even the few who are cognisant of its miserable and disgraceful existence, stifled by the very filth it so profusely scatters, rendered deaf and blind by the exhalations of its own slime, the obscene journal, happily unconscious of its degraded state, is rapidly sinking beneath that treacherous mud which, while it seems to give it a firm standing with the low and debased classes of society, is nevertheless rising above its detested head, and will speedily engulf it for ever.'

--- Pickwick Papers

Straight Line of the Day: Dear New York: I Want To Be Tax Auditor Because…

Strip club executives allegedly bribed tax auditor with lap dances and luxury trips to slash tax bills
Fox News | 11/01/25 | Sarah Rumpf-Whitten

A group of strip club executives allegedly bribed a New York state tax auditor with cash, luxury Florida trips and lap dances worth thousands of dollars a day to slash millions from their tax bills …

… using their venues to disguise bribes as “pro[-]motional” expenses and avoid more than $8 million in sales taxes between 2010 and 2024.

Prosecutors say the auditor received at least 13 all-expenses-paid trips to Florida, where the company’s top leadership was allegedly given hotel rooms, restaurant meals and up to $5,000 per day for private dances at RCI-owned clubs.

… I want my Rumpf-Whitten