You might as well finish this song for me, because I don’t want it ever to end:

(I forgot to mention Newhart’s two wives. Oh well, maybe next time.)

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Chose MaryAnn, but she didn’t choose me,

Second choice Ginger, but she wouldn’t be free;

Passed over Lovey — but she’s married, you see;

So I used the Professor’s bike to power up the TV:

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Of all of the shows that have come and have gone

Some I turned on; others turned me on —

Yeoman Rand / Babes at WKRP

“Land of the Giants” — “No kidding!” from me.

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“Who’s the Boss?” is the question, you know,

Even Maude had Adrienne Barbeau;

Frannie the Nanny had some plenty tight skirts,

And where did Catherine Bach get all those halter shirts?

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“Petticoat Junction” mastered viewer-baiting,

What was “Charlie’s Angels'” Nielsen rating?

Heather Locklear on “T.J. (cough) Hooker”

And Della Street was a Perry Mason looker.

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