Archive of entries posted on 5th November 2025

Straight Line of the Day: How To Know You Have Eternal Life

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How To Know You Have Eternal Life
Real Life with Jack Hibbs | Nov 1, 2025 | Jack Hibbs

The Bible teaches not only that we can gain eternal life . . . but that we can know it with certainty.

  • I want to soak Social Security for everything I’m worth.
  • None of my youthful, stupid, dangerous escapades ever wiped it out, when they very well could have.
  • Obama promised “If you like your doctor, you can keep him.” I take that as binding.
  • Nancy Pelosi seems to have it.
  • Telemarketers are happy to sell me wildly profitable life insurance if I should die. And muffler replacement. And a membership in a health spa.
  • I vowed to finish that bag of candy corn.

Talking Bottles

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I’m on another “True Crime” kick . . . but can anyone clue me in as to the secret of the Talking Bottles?

I sure hope bottles don’t talk.

Oh, that intern? She’s fine. I imagine her girlfriends did this as some sort of hazing . . . while they disputed, presumably. They let her go after the picture was taken, and they all had a jolly good laugh.

Before the bottles started talking.

It’s a true police story!

Police have a fun job.

The sorority girls:

FIRST WITCH 
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH 
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the bottle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH 
That will be ere the set of sun.

Kids don’t read enough Shakespeare anymore. Always too busy playfully tying their friends to plumbing.

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 10/29/2025 : New Matches for 11/5/2025

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Oh my, is it November already?

Results for 10/29/2025

Sue VannerNo PreferenceMary Stovin
118446

Caroline MunroNo PreferenceFiona Fullerton
174025

Matches for 11/5/2025

Match 1

Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy) vs Olga Bisera (Felicca)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryam d’Abo3 – 2 – 0551 – 3 – 569
Kara Milovy

Actress:Maryam d’Abo
Nationality:Dutch
Bond Movie:The Living Daylights (1987)

Synopsis:

Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.

Maryam d’Abo

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Olga Bisera0 – 5 – 0178 – 7 – 802
Felicca

Actress:Olga Bisera
Nationality:Bosnian
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

Felicca worked for Aziz Fekkesh, a black market dealer who was selling the microfilms of a submarine tracking system. Fekkesh instructed Felicca to entertain Bond, should he call round, so that henchman Sandor could kill him. In their brief time together, Felicca took a liking to Bond, and when she saw Sandor about to shoot him, she spun round and took the bullet herself.

Olga Bisera

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Match 2

Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lois Chiles2 – 3 – 0395 – 8 – 497
Holly Goodhead

Actress:Lois Chiles
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.

Louis Chiles

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Kell Tyler1 – 4 – 0426 – 14 – 793
Linda

Actress:Kell Tyler
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The Living Daylights (1987)

Synopsis:

A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.

Kell Tyler

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