How To Know You Have Eternal Life
Real Life with Jack Hibbs | Nov 1, 2025 | Jack HibbsThe Bible teaches not only that we can gain eternal life . . . but that we can know it with certainty.
- I want to soak Social Security for everything I’m worth.
- None of my youthful, stupid, dangerous escapades ever wiped it out, when they very well could have.
- Obama promised “If you like your doctor, you can keep him.” I take that as binding.
- Nancy Pelosi seems to have it.
- Telemarketers are happy to sell me wildly profitable life insurance if I should die. And muffler replacement. And a membership in a health spa.
- I vowed to finish that bag of candy corn.
It was written inside my fortune cookie at Panda Express. 🐼
Trust the God of the Bible, specifically His promises about the Messiah, and you’re golden. Trust reason over those fulfilled promises, not so much…
How To Know You Have Eternal Life… you’re a vampire.
Live in “interesting times”. At least it may seem that way, the eternal part…
Is “interesting times” code for long-term marriage?
Could be…
Because I live with 2 cats in the house. Anytime you put TWO cats in a box science tells us that all the uncertainty cancels out.
You wake up yo this on the radio:
“Okay, campers, rise and shine,
and don’t forget your booties
because it’s COOOLD out there”
I know that’s from Groundhog day, but plot twist, you turned it into the missing stanza from this:
Just wakin’ up in the mornin’, gotta thank God
I don’t know, but today seems kinda odd
No barkin’ from the dog, no smog
And mama cooked the breakfast with no hog
You are a temporary government program.
Good thing I’m not here to help…
How To Know You Have Eternal Life . . . I am taxes or car repairs
to quote Oppo, Oppen, Opp… something, you know, that guy who did the epic rap battle against Thanos, “I am become Death”.