Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
92% of CNN’s airtime is spent talking about Trump. The other 8%…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
92% of CNN’s airtime is spent talking about Trump. The other 8%…
Also talking about Trump.
consists of Trump talking.
…is semi-intelligible.
…is advertising…
92% of CNN’s airtime is spent talking about Trump. The other 8%…
is showing photoshopped pictures of Trump
showing the next wonderful thing that complete woman, Chelsea Clinton, did that day,
listening to echoes in their minds.
MOE.
is spent on impeachment scenarios
is spent talking about people talking about Trump.
…they can’t stop laughing.
…covering ‘peaceful’ demonstrations.
….reading Trump’s tweets
…is blatant campaigning for the Emmy for Best Comedy Series.
92% of CNN’s airtime is spent talking about Trump. The other 8%…
making S*** up.
…wardrobe malfunctions.
…retractions.
92% of CNN’s airtime is spent talking about Trump. The other 8%…
is commercials, during which time they unsuccessfully attempt to wake up the cameraman.
is advertising for their new show called Test Patterns, which although not having aired yet, is already their highest rated show
is wondering aloud how they’re losing in the ratings to Joey reruns
…deploring deplorables.
. . . is spent denouncing Melania as a fashion-impaired wh0re who can barely speak English, and urging boycotts of stores which retail Ivanka Trump’s clothing and jewelry collections.
spent shining Obama’s tea bags
…is segment promos like “When we come back, Nancy Pelosi discusses how awful Trump is.”
…is the Chelsea Clinton Fan Club.
….denying it.
….explaining why Hillary
lostdidn’t win but should have and really did win because she got theillegalpopular ‘vote’ …in one state…or something.….calling you a racist which doesn’t make much sense since you’re not watching.
…is a bunch of guys unwadding their panties when their screeching reaches an inaudible register.
…sobbing, and snot rag wielding make-up persons frantically at work.
One suspects you are from a generation no later than the Boomers. Referring to a handkerchief/tissue as a “snot rag” was a favorite expression of my father’s – still is, but I haven’t heard anyone else use it in decades.
… Commercial breaks.
… Talking about Putin.
the other 8% talking about themselves.
…is spent by Anderson Cooper perfecting various eye rolls.