Saw this one on the Weather Channel:
‘Sad Day for the World’: Globe Reacts to Trump’s Decision to Pull U.S. Out of Paris Accord
That is NOT how I feel about it at all.
And if I were writing headlines for this story, they’d be more along the lines of:
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Trump Waves from Dock As Climate Titanic Sets Sail
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America Removes Red Nose, Leaves Climate Clown Party
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Emancipation Proclamation: Trump Removes Climate Shackles from US
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America Now Free to Sell Air Conditioners to Rest of Planet if Globe Actually Heats Up, Which It Won’t
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Trump Meep-Meeps from Cliff As World Looks Down to See Itself Standing on Thin Air
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Trump Takes Freedom Ball, Goes Home
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“Harrison Bergeron” Reboot Gets Happy Ending
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USA 1, World 0: A Strange Game… The Only Winning Move Is Not to Play
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“We Never Had to Take Any of It Seriously, Did We?” – “No, We Never Had To“
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Cool! Now Do the UN!
Alternative headlines:
Trump: “What part of NO don’t you understand? The ‘N’ or the up your a$$?”
Trump: “Eliminate your own damn carbon footprint! Get off the planet!”
Trump: “It’s terrible. TERRIBLE. The world isn’t worth the loss of one American job!”
Hospitals Swamped With Painful Cases of Schadenboner as Trump Refuses to Sacrifice US Economy to Globalist Elites.
It’s Russia’s fault!
Progressives just don’t get it. All their over the top complaining is just going to get Trump re-elected come 2020.
Alt Headline. “Trump wins 2020 election in landslide”.
(“VE Day” is such an appropriate graphic, I hope it gets preserved with the text list.)
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“YUUUUUSELESS!” — NYPost
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♫ ♪♫
The only way to win is cheat
And lay the cards down at my feet
And to another give my seat
That is the only painless feat . . . ”
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“Know when to scold ’em; know when to fold ’em”
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“Yes, Va****-hats, There Is No Santa Claus.”
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“CCIfufu”
“Shot heard around the world”
“Florida COULD be under water in 300 years!”
and that would have made Al Gore President!
Paris, France: 0
Paris, Arkansas: 1
Paris, Idaho: 1
Paris, Illinois: 1
Paris, Indiana: 1
Paris, Iowa: 1
Paris, Kentucky: 1
Paris, Maine: 1
Paris, Michigan: 1
Paris, Mississippi: 1
Paris, Missouri: 1
Paris, New Hampshire: 1
Paris, New York: 1
Paris, Ohio: 1
Paris, Oregon: 1
Paris, Pennsylvania: 1
Paris, Tennessee: 1
Paris, Texas: 1
Paris, Virginia: 1
Paris, Wisconsin: 1
Trump Dumps Pump Bumps
Refuses To Impose Gasoline Surtaxes
A League of Their Own
Trump Gives U.N. the ‘League of Nations’ Treatment — Tells Them To Fund Their Own Idiocy
Trump To Eco-Whores: ‘It Ain’t Green Being Easy’ “
Germans Invade Polling!
Trump: “I Disagree With What You Say, And Will Defund To The Death Your Right To Say It.”
Trump: “Schlonged, And Thanks For All The Fits”
Headline: “Trump pulls out early, Obama frustrated”
I was going to say that I liked the Road Runner one best, until I saw the UN one.