Friday Night Open Thread

I’m babysitting Saturday. My youngest grandson will spend the whole day with Papa. I’m looking forward to it.

He’s not quite two years old yet, so we won’t be spending the day fishing or anything like that. We will find some fun things to do, though.

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Anyway, that’s tomorrow. Tonight, it’s up to you to pick the activities. Tell a joke. Share an interesting tidbit. Whatever you like. It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

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Alternative Headlines for Trump Abandoning the Paris Climate Deal

Saw this one on the Weather Channel:

‘Sad Day for the World’: Globe Reacts to Trump’s Decision to Pull U.S. Out of Paris Accord

That is NOT how I feel about it at all.

And if I were writing headlines for this story, they’d be more along the lines of:


  • Trump Waves from Dock As Climate Titanic Sets Sail

  • America Removes Red Nose, Leaves Climate Clown Party

  • Emancipation Proclamation: Trump Removes Climate Shackles from US

  • America Now Free to Sell Air Conditioners to Rest of Planet if Globe Actually Heats Up, Which It Won’t

  • Trump Meep-Meeps from Cliff As World Looks Down to See Itself Standing on Thin Air

  • Trump Takes Freedom Ball, Goes Home

  • Harrison Bergeron” Reboot Gets Happy Ending

  • USA 1, World 0: A Strange Game… The Only Winning Move Is Not to Play

  • “We Never Had to Take Any of It Seriously, Did We?” – “No, We Never Had To

  • Cool! Now Do the UN!